9.29.2003
Blast! I've been a naughty boy. I decided to chuck my cell phone off a bridge, so now I will need a home line. But that's okay, because I might postpone senility for a year or two. You may have heard alarmists are predicting that there will be an entire generation of cell phone users going pretty much insane all around the same time.
// posted by Justin @ 4:20 PM 
