7.23.2004
Police should be more like gym teachers. Instead of sirens, they could blow whistles and cheer us on: "Go! Go! Keep it moving! Faster! Get your butt in gear!" Yeah, that should help traffic move along. And for traffic violations (which you'd get for driving too slow), people would just have to get out and do push-ups.
// posted by Justin @ 10:33 AM 
